My good pals Dashiell Kirk and Kelly Bledsoe helped me make three giant (and very glittery) Duke’s Mayonnaise props for use during the 2016 Elby restaurant awards ceremony. Gold star to anyone who calculates how much mayo these jars could hold IRL.

If you’re in Richmond, visit the jar in person at Comfort on Broad st.

Bonus pic - Stephanie Breijo donning my wonderfully heavy faux-cinnamon buns à la princess Leia.